Ann boggled at WALL!! for a few seconds, before-
"Pffft hahaha, WALL!!! What the heck?!" Ann laughed, putting a hand over her eyes and shaking her head while doing so.
"Hey, say what you want, but I know why those marines are so angry."
--Take Three--
"I just want to stick my face in there and blblblblblblblblblblblbe."
--Take Four--
"Blblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblb-"
--Take Five--
"Vampires like it windy."
--Take Eight--
"She's been dead for a while, so you know they're nice and firm."
--Take Twelve--
"Hey, if I were a coffin I'd let her inside me."
--Take Twenty Six--
"Hey, if i were a blood tap I'd let her suck me."
--Take Seventy Two--
"I'd tap that ventricle."
--Take Four Hundred Thirteen--
"Having sex with a vampire is a lot like an Easter egg hunt. There are often small animals involved."
Monday, June 11, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Excuse me while I cross off Erebus' characters from my "Purnima Pisses People Off" List.
Aleeeeex! Come back! We need your warm and sweet characters!
Good lord, I hereby solemnly swear to lay off the sads for a bit, so the bar can recover before I sink it into the horrid depths of Grimdark. This is why I never, and should never, touch the My Little Pony characters, The Muppets, Sarah, Lotta, Tut-Tut, and Kirby.
Because it'll become horrible Grimdark. HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE GRIMDARK!
*puts on half-opera mask and proceeds to play organ music*
Good lord, I hereby solemnly swear to lay off the sads for a bit, so the bar can recover before I sink it into the horrid depths of Grimdark. This is why I never, and should never, touch the My Little Pony characters, The Muppets, Sarah, Lotta, Tut-Tut, and Kirby.
Because it'll become horrible Grimdark. HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE GRIMDARK!
*puts on half-opera mask and proceeds to play organ music*
Friday, June 8, 2012
A GREAT FICTIONAL MAN HAS DIED TODAY
Manju Verma "The Unbreakable Blade"
1960-199x
Warrior, Butler, and Friend with no equal
"Death had to come to him with his body smashed, his eyes blinded, and his limbs broken or there would have been a fight."-Emperor A. A. A. Rashama
Manju Verma of the long standing Verma family that have served the royal family faithfully for countless generations, has died to today. Known for his valor in various border skirmeshes, and lauded for all but single-handedly holding Kāpa Pass from invaders. He is perhaps most remembered for his staunch devotion to the Lady Purnima, even in her exile.
"His funeral shall mark the first time in twelve years that all the Emporer's children will be present at the palace, in order to pay their respects."-Acharya Chhavi
It is assumed that the Lady Purnima's exile will be waived for the duration of the funeral, according to this statement.
Article by Stan Ligature, ZooNews
I grew oddly attached to to the character of Manju, and I'm kinda sad to seem him go. Well, that's one charater off my ever expanding roster.
1960-199x
Warrior, Butler, and Friend with no equal
"Death had to come to him with his body smashed, his eyes blinded, and his limbs broken or there would have been a fight."-Emperor A. A. A. Rashama
Manju Verma of the long standing Verma family that have served the royal family faithfully for countless generations, has died to today. Known for his valor in various border skirmeshes, and lauded for all but single-handedly holding Kāpa Pass from invaders. He is perhaps most remembered for his staunch devotion to the Lady Purnima, even in her exile.
"His funeral shall mark the first time in twelve years that all the Emporer's children will be present at the palace, in order to pay their respects."-Acharya Chhavi
It is assumed that the Lady Purnima's exile will be waived for the duration of the funeral, according to this statement.
Article by Stan Ligature, ZooNews
I grew oddly attached to to the character of Manju, and I'm kinda sad to seem him go. Well, that's one charater off my ever expanding roster.
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