Aleeeeex! Come back! We need your warm and sweet characters!
Good lord, I hereby solemnly swear to lay off the sads for a bit, so the bar can recover before I sink it into the horrid depths of Grimdark. This is why I never, and should never, touch the My Little Pony characters, The Muppets, Sarah, Lotta, Tut-Tut, and Kirby.
Because it'll become horrible Grimdark. HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE GRIMDARK!
*puts on half-opera mask and proceeds to play organ music*